miércoles, 22 de diciembre de 2010

Comficto 1 the gaybuster and mureneta theft, and attack the gay thing.


gaybuster want to be the blood be upon your brand.
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Comficto 1 the gaybuster and mureneta theft, and attack the gay thing.



This happened the day of the snowstorm that swept across Catalonia cadastre in the mountain of Montserrat, many things happened that night and no good.



Five hours before the big snowfall A boy walks through the woods smoking a firecracker and blow trompieza and falls to the ground.

-Rafa-but what the fuck I tronpezado.

He gets up and goes back to see that tronpesado with ducks and there is a kind of metal tube about 50 cm long 10 cm in diameter.

-Rafa-which will be shit.

Rafa picks it up but to raise it looks like something moved inside, rafa lets go and falls to the ground.

-Rafa-in here there must be something vivo.esto Americans I'll take you to the supermarket and put in the refrigerator so as not to spoil the best get paid a ransom and then coca good.

Rafa goes to pick up the cylinder and brings it to the super market where she works. Rafa arrives and enters the store.

-Luis-which is the tube that carries
-Rafa-I've found in the woods I will put it in the camera.

Rafa goes to the warehouse door opens and lets the camera leaves the tube into the camera and where is luis.
Out on the street starts to snow.

-Luis-now tell me what is that tube.
-Rafa-not looks like a container for some kind of animal.
-Luis-and as you know it is for animals.
-Rafa-because when I went to grab something to Mobido inside.
-Luis-insurance that is alien. Do not expect to carry that on my car.
-Rafa-why not, is very tightly closed.
-Luis-and as you know that it is closed, what if when we are halfway open and get a fucking those bugs that get inside and then you screw up the guts and the lungs bomitas No no.

-Rafa-are too peliculero if it seems a thermos of coffee,
-Luis-and then it moves.
-Rafa-not a lizard alomejor
-Luis-si ay something that certainly is not a lizard.
-Rafa-and would have to be closed
-Luis-what time is
-Rafa-five.
-Luis-because if you had better close and off we we fast, before the storm worse.
-Rafa-time the guy said the storm would be one of the worst in the last 30 years
-Luis-let's go and do not ever take the alien.
-Rafa-do not worry that I'm going to go, I'll leave it on camera till next week that'll come with my car.
-Luis-certainly have crashed.
-Rafa-but no, I have to go to catch the gypsy night was cold and long.
-Luis-I also I have to catch and vastante and scale.

The kids leave the store closed the door and go.
22.00 hours that day. the storm continues to plague most of Catalonia roads are cut and there
Hundreds of remote villages.
But this is no impediment to five individuals who walk through the snow.
They go through a kind of road covered by a meter of snow moving to dificultad.al end of that road is a cave with a large iron gate, the gate is closed by a metal chain and padlock. the indibiduo that goes before a cisallas Saca a kind of backpack and cut the chain and keep the shear Buelvas in the bag, open the gate and come and removed their hoods.

"GoChi" but who the fuck was commissioned to look at the time that has to fuck hiva motherfucker that time.
"Charro" the bicha
-Bicha-no, the idol.
-Idol-not that I went to buy guns.
Charro-and minute-guns of shit. Only worth of clubs.
"Salt" was the bug. But beer is drunk as usual and watch the time I was doing in Africa.
GoChi-me-CAGON in the virgin and if you saps that you said I did not, and as if you entered the ginacio card.
-Salt, "I said I was your husband and swallowed it and then I told you when you were in the Ginásio.
"GoChi" yesterday at the Ginásio was doing squats with 300 kilos and also had the the auricurales positions.
-Salt-approach and I told you and like you I guiñastes Digistar me the eye and head that if I thought that I would have understood.
GoChi-uuuuuu-but who winked and said if you went to Hercules to come and help me, dammit
"Charro" good little can be done now, you better let us take the moreneta and we fucked over a time, that here a guy cojones cold and looks like it do more.
-Bicha-is right.

While moreneta idol had found and liked so much that rascal a space heater

GoChi-me-CAGON its dead motherfucker, Idol, do not you'll be doing a straw with moreneta which is a virgin but that is a sin and you imagine you do not care.
-Idol-no not that itches and scratching me balls hestoi huh hu hu

Gochi is hacerca a Sijil idol and put behind him.

GoChi-idol-not you'll be doing a straw with moreneta we'll bring jinx.
-Idol-not god damn that estoi scratching.
GoChi-me-your fucking CAGON but if you watch estoi with cock in hand and dripping milk fuck I have a strong stomach because you're going to throw me in your fucking dead CAGON cabron deja cock still.

Gochi gives a collejon idol to idol and falls.

"Idol" is not what it seems hell always thinking that they were piss poor god almost frozen.
"GoChi" Sure, perverted the cojones.bicha carrying a bag to put the moreneta and hide and no one can see

Bicha put out a bag Colegio San Rafael gives it to GoChi.

"GoChi" but this fear is a bitch, and where as taken, stolen, I guess.
"" Sure suppose bicha well.
GoChi-whom-if not much to ask.
-Bicha-a few children leaving the school,
"GoChi" ti.ahora expected no less of you because you can put the ass.
Bich-poker-which cost me not see as robbing children are now with the fucking TV and pleistation and nickelodion or whatever they know everything and if you're not careful you nailed a kick in the balls that you damn fine leave because they do not want is an object of fabric Vuena colecionista.
"GoChi" hear or you are a Muslim or a foreigner so I dejate story that I went to that school and I always fucking penguins were swelling balls and fucking the pig, singing, praying, and doing all their shit and I do not want anything to come from there is understood.

Gochi is hacerca to moreneta and catches.

GoChi-charro-making put it in your backpack.

Moreneta charro puts his in his backpack.

GoChi-now-off we.
-Salt-where.
Bich-to-van sera.asta not not stop the snow is more leveraged than a junkie with a kilo of shit at home we do not go out or to operate the home.
"Charro" because.
"GoChi" the van will not move from where the snow so we could even move with and not see where we go.
-Salt-and then we do.
"Charro" we can go to people who are above the monastery winged sure that there is somewhere where I guard against this fucking storm of balls and dirty cuz that's not normal for both levels.
"GoChi" Aguiar has another plan that is better or an idea go fuck balls.

Nobody says anything.

"GoChi" Well we're the people entoces shit that I hope that is not the cops do not hate them when you need neck stand now displayed when parking in loading and unloading do not stop fucking and fucking fags hurbanos of mozus that are also a shit I can with three. well off we.

everyone turns to put the hood and pick up their bags then go all GoChi first, corn, charro, bugs, idol, go to handan
above a road niebe completely covered with great difficulty by the end of the road tormenta.al there are stairs.
And at the end of the stairs is the town continue to walk through the village till GoChi makes a hand signal señalando.Un building, come on, is a supermarket
Gochi is hacerca the window of the store and re-draw the shear and the Christ hit empiza showcase with her till they get an opening in the glass through which can pass a persona.uno one they enter the supermarket
Elsewhere there is a room with several monitors and a huge panel full of lights, in a chair is a guard sitting half asleep, suddenly turn on several lights and sounds a little panel pito.Ese noise wakes the guard golpe.Se on the panel and turn off the lights and sit in the chair pito.Se and an intercom hacerca have on the table press a button and then the intercom intercom sounds into a kind of desk full of books, and several religious paintings and a huge cross in the office pared.En is a priest sitting in an armchair reading the biblia.El cure has over 50 years, has plenty of gray hair and wears a black robe. press an intercom button

"Vigilante" Father forgive me for bothering you but the surveillance system detected intruders in a local village, I suppose to be looters, the town is drained by the storm, and as we are isolated and the phone does not work either did not know what do, and you're of the few people who have stayed in town, so I call to see if you have any suggestions.
-Father was right, now I'll take care of those Bandala INPI I will be praying for a week night and day god.

Release the button and get out of mesa.Lleva a gun on each side of the waist, hanging from a holster as a vaquero.La butt of revolvers was of ivory, had a cross marked on each side of gold, also had a entries in each clock in a sky put imfierno.

-Father-I will have to punish those indicnos Bandala.

Inside the store looked good with the emergency lights so off the lanterns and removed their coats to be more comfortable.

-Vicha-nesecito beer.
-Salt, but even if you drank as a box of mosquitoes coming here. The van looks like a recycling containe the amount of empty shells that are thrown everywhere.
-Bicha-ho, ho, ho, that was just to moisten the throat now I will begin in earnest.
GoChi-bicha "I warn you, like get drunk and start singing that song bust you Barrufet tulla of the few teeth you have left so yourself.

Vicha-puppy-I already drank two cases of fifths before you were born buck.

Gochi is hacerca to take bicha and neck

"GoChi, as I come back to speak in that tone clulo going to have to sleep with escallola

Bicha shuts up and goes down into the surpermercado.

GoChi-idol-give me a flashlight
GoChi-for-you want a flashlight
"Idol" to see what I can steal that here is sure to have your pasta or go to find treasures.
"GoChi" I like idol so you learn the trade, we were looking looking for.

Idol is going into the grocery run

-Charro-fucking as encouraging idol, I thought I do not swallow.
"GoChi" and not drink is a pervert and it's disgusting, but if you find something just be asked to remove the poor and if you complain.
"Charro" I see you think with Future prospects.
"GoChi" Of course.
-Salt-charro we find snuff.

Charro and salt go into the store counter and GoChi is left alone.

"GoChi" we were going to see if I find cakes that shit must regain strength.

Idol comes to the door, opens it and shine the flashlight turns inward, is that this room is a rectangular warehouse where they are shoveling with products of all kinds, at the end of the room in a corner there is a cold, in the other corner is a metal door, closed with a bar that atraviesa.En middle of the room is a staircase that leads to a kind of small despacho.El Idol enters the store, and heads toward the stairs, climb the stairs and into the clearance despacho.Dentro had a door Idol goes to the door opens and discovers a small lavabo.El Idol turns and smiles.

"Idol" here smell money can not be far behind.

Charro and salt reach the counter of the shop behind the counter is a shelf full of cartons of snuff.

-Salt, we've succeeded.
"Charro" we will smoke until your lungs let's take by mouth now.

Salam Charro looks a very ingratiating face.

Salaam-We will also do other things.
"Charro" Yes!, Get the 25 grams of farlopilla we buy, we're going to like whores sluts.
Salaam-Tonto, you already know what I mean.
"Charro" Do not worry that after I do enjoy you, but you know that before I like to get a little slut good for us we will fool very kinky.

Charro is on the counter and puts his arm by pulling up everything he had.

"Charro" You've seen that table of good cheer, so requests to become a Clech. Come out the shit I spout.

Salam begins to rummage through all his pockets and found nothing, Salam stares at Charro.

Salaam, I think I've lost or to remain in the bar pop
"Charro" ¡¡¡¡¡¡ queeeeee Fuck me, son of bitch bitch !!!!!!! putaaaaaaa
Where the hell have you got bitch!

Salam Charro approaches and begins to record all pockets and finding no nada.Cae on her knees and begins to mourn.

Salaam, I guess I do not fuck.

Gochi is walking through the aisles looking for the cake till the end but this is the empty shelves are just empty boxes.

"GoChi" but what the hell happened here just to shit ay CAGON strange god.

Gochi Turn your head to the right and see what lejos.gochi vicha is directed towards.

"GoChi" Listen vicha you know where the hell are the fucking shit cakes there is not one jorden a bitch.

Bicha not respond only olle a groan.

GoChi-olle-Speak to my right not to growl like you're one of those sub CAGON races and I mean the bitch.

Gochi when bicha hacerca to go to bicha center in the ground with all jersei face and full of chocolate chips, and beer cans everywhere.

"GoChi" son of a bitch you've eaten all you greedy pig foul balls mangy dog.
-Bicha-no, not I swear moicon Jesusita.
"GoChi" but I CAGON in your fucking mother, but if the chocolate has not moicon bastard.

Gochi is hacerca to bicha and fucks the jersei and when they notice anything unusual CEGE like something is hidden below. Gochi puts the jersei cojiendolo depi

"GoChi" what the fuck is going on here shit you have here hid sissies seems as if you caught the wood ubiera shit.

Gochi jersei him to raise the bug and start to fall a lot of bony sheaths, tigreton, Dones and red dot.

GoChi-es-pa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa kill you motherfucker.
-Bicha-not angry that I have saved a cookie of bony.

Bicha bends and under some cans of beer takes a bundle of bony open but with a cake inside.

-Bicha-making the best of all, you are going to eat squishy squishy unnn that rich.

Bicha gives the cake a GoChi, GoChi catch him.

"GoChi" dammit if that is soft it will not be expired or anything fuck.
-Bicha-that this best and really smell it smells good it smells like food of champions.
"GoChi" that if I could with the cold made my nose stuffy been, well let's try to see how it is.

Gochi half cake out of the wrapper and hits a bite.

Bich-that-well I.

For the second to hit the snack GoChi enpieza spitting and vomiting.

-Bicha-but shit happened to you host.
"GoChi" but what the hell is this, the beer or bathed in, that sucks pussy.
Bich-it-clear that if, so is more juicy
"GoChi" drunk drunk foul balls

Vicha begins to mourn.

Bich-I-I've done with the best intention nephew and I have given above I had more beer.

Charrro suddenly appears like crazy and falls down the hall fainted it was in GoChi and bicha bicha.gochi and run off to charro, and mietras come on, salt appears naked and crouches next to cowboy to see that passa him.
Then come GoChi and bugs.


"GoChi-balls! But what the hell is going on here?. CAGON me in the fucking virgin scandal as what happened to him a cowboy? What the hell are you doing in Pelotas so fast? esque no decency dammit! , Aaa! Cover yourself and you will get CAGON vomit again in God what the hell?.
-Salt-anything that has given a kind of attack and pulled over to me and started to take off my clothes as one of those crazy now there are rapists who just want to put it there and does not care where.

Charro opens his eyes and joined in the suelo.gochi cents preguta you charro.

"GoChi" shit what the fuck you? you always have to give the note CAGON in your dead.
-Bicha-alomejor given him a faint of these and you get so fucked up that horn and you fucking that bitch really meas.

GoChi Charro does not answer. and emits a kind of grunts then turn it back on the floor Tunb.

Bich-fuck-this super fucked it had to be serious happened to you not a bitch.
-Salt-nothing happens is that sometimes gets so is a kind of faintness of these that you get fucked, "as the bug.

Charro's head shot up.

-Cowboy-like that's all me me in your fucking blood CAGON and friends not given me a fucking life lipipotimia in cabrona.quereis know what a whore this fact. Grgrgrrrgrgr!

Falls again fainted and GoChi takes him by the arms and move enpieza hard.

"GoChi" this sucks balls! Charro! , Charro!. What the fuck is wrong now?, Dammit! cojones to tell us what we have been on tenterhooks maricon pussy fucking bastard.
Bich-shit-give a wafer in the face to see if he says fuck up it seems like we're on TV for dog foul Episodes desert.
GoChi-silent-coin that seems to be saying something.

Charro raises his head slightly and salt starts growing back faster, bugs and GoChi not realize that salt back because they are charro.gochi and bug fixing on the head cowboy approach.

GoChi-salt-coca and really brings as well wake up dammit! CAGON me in my mother fucking not occurred before me a god!.

charro going to say something

"Charro" the bastard that has lost all the scales that we had and we will have to spend the night stick or sniffing glue or super gulp that is what I have lost 25 grams gives me. aaaaa I die this cold is killing me putaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa son ..

Salan runs.

"GoChi" !!!!¡¡¡ queeeeeeeeee putaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa son !!!!! We're screwed!.

Gochi drops back and hits a shelf and sits on the floor on shelves apollo broken and rolling it in mono.

-Bicha-but what the hell is it?. What that said?, I understand nothing CAGON virge.

Gochi bicha grabs his neck and on hacerca

"GoChi" or that these assholes! as you have not heard or that salt has lost the 25 grams of coke that we had so we're going to have to spend the whole night and day to dry aaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I do not believe me and because her pussy wearing charro! Aaaa! that sucks open to invent something that is not.
Bich-quee-roll and just as I was a afraid of that I lost the thought that record was more scared CAGON In God We thought that came the fucking cops always fuck sluts sticking their heads in our affairs.
"GoChi" which is not serious! CAGON me your whore mother! Dog! as you do not like, you only greedy Pienza in the balls.
-Bicha-not if I like but the beer is better and more varata fuck.
"GoChi" we'll see how long you soon will make the water vocation as all hell raging bitch.

Charro raises his head slightly.

"Charro" imagine that you can not try again till you Buelvas beer to barnatoon
-Bicha-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! . To me nobody is going to drink my beer to kill the fucking Zerda!.

The vicha runs in the direction of where they were center with all the beers and pulled on them and start drinking

"GoChi" this guy is an asshole. salt do not hide its face to see if it will be worse and we'll also castrate anyway.

Idol was pretty pissed off at the office and the office was completely destroyed, he kicks at his desk on one wall is a painting, the Idol is coming to the table.

"Idol" I'm sure these bastards are bastards safe hiding behind that box of shit like on TV, with me not going to smell the money quedar.ya jau! Jau! as a rich fuck.

Hacerca Idol Take the box and, starts behind the box there nada.El Idol screams and hits the wall in anger with the painting and destroza.Se turns and heads for the small bathroom, and hits a kick to the tank of water.

"Idol" sons of bitches! I have hidden everything of value, the great idol but I'm going to find me no matter what it cost me and so have to destrozalo all this fucking shit site aaaaaaaaaa!.

Idol goes to the exit door of the office, down the escaleras.Se to dry, staring at the camera store.

"Idol" bastards! The refrigerating enganñar think I may have saved everything of value in the cold is thought that with the cold that makes no one would look at the camera haha haha!. Diossssss Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa to death!.

Idol goes to the refrigerator running and screaming, opened the door.

-Idol-fuck that cold! these Nazis have to stop so that no single god and I have to turn it off and leave the door open so the cold fence and wait. money equal to many hookers whores and making aaaaaaaaaaaa! ja.

Idol leaves the door wide open and off the difference that this winged door, the camera is turned off then turned on the flashlight idol enters and begins to shine everywhere in the chamber four pieces of meat and capping rafa leave earlier. The idol illuminates the capsule with the flashlight.

-Idol-sure victory in that thermos of coffee have saved money.

The idol is hacerca takes it to the capsule and unscrewing the top opens then goes into a kind of gas.

"Idol" that hell is this gas, well never mind, let's see how much money is inside whores! Whores!.

The idol lit by the flashlight inside the capsule, but inside there is only one sort of mash of black ice.

"Idol" but what the hell is this where the fuck is the dough bastards !,,,,,,, but passed balls to the fucking money fucking hookers sure cash registers are full, shit I hope not advance beyond bicha aaaaaaa! quickly.

The idol strip the capsule to the ground and runs off in the direction of the door facing the grocery store, but before you reach for a second and it gives light to a wall, is close to the pared.En the wall is a poster of a desnuda.El blonde Idol kicks off the wall poster and save it.

"Idol" This for me, and then for the long cold nights in the mountains aaaaaaaaaaaa!.

Begins to walk again and to stay one second pensive look for the right and to the left it.

"Idol" What the hell, some straws go wrong now for the stress I went through, also there's a helluva rich rich corner.

Outside the supermarket about 100 meters in a car there are two boys and two girls, have the car running, the windows of the car are empañados.En the front seats is a boy (chico1) and a girl (chica1) embraced covered with a manta.En the back seat are the other guy (chico2) and the other girl (chica2) also covered with a blanket.

"Boy 1. (Alex)-We have to think of something, gasoline is running out.
"Girl 2 (Tuesday)-I have cold.
"Boy 2 (Joseph)-Quiet baby, find a solution.
-Alex-We only have a solution out of the car and find a place to take shelter.
"Girl 1 (Neil)-Well, let's not waste more time and get out of here, we're all freezing in cold.
-Alex-Let towards those lights.

The kids are sheltered and out of the car, start walking toward the lights, stand in front of the window and discovered the hole in the escaparate.Sin think twice one gets inside the supermarket, through the hole in the window. The rest will remain so convicción.Dentro the supermarket.

-Neil-Are you crazy? Alex, do not know who was the one who broke the window, may be criminals who broke the window to loot the supermarket.
-Alex "It could also be people like us who was caught and broke the glass to hide the tormenta.Además do not have many options if they are bad people and I will protect them.

Take a knife from his jacket pocket and shows it to Neil.
Neil smiles and hugs Alex.José and Bea were still embraced watching the whole conversation.

Gochi was still sitting. on the ground with his face twisted then heard a noise

"GoChi" but what the hell is that noise! , Bicha come here fuck me CAGON in God there are rats or rats you to know we go.

Bicha was hacerca to GoChi.

Bich-que passa-shit fucking thieves do not respect anything.
"GoChi" shut the fuck up and not yell. Can not you hear as passe?.

Bicha remains a second street.

-Bicha, if now I hear voices and also how does your cres to be wood? Dammit! Shit.
GoChi-no-wood into screaming and hitting ubiera shots and not hidden.

At that time arrives idol.

-Idol-eh! GoChi've seen people out the door when the store.
"GoChi" How many?.
"Idol" I've seen four
"GoChi" excellent. I thought that I would not say this ever. Well done idol

Idol puts a smile from ear to ear.

GoChi bicha-sac-skewer
"GoChi" if you flush it out and Cutex, and get ready there will be many blows and jabs and pa cortes.vamos and aver that pussy shit happens.
-Idol-Charro what?.
GoChi-leave-it-oh, this fried, so far without coca is not going anywhere.

Charro lifts his head, and

Coca-charro-GoChi arr.rrrrrrrr I was very weak.
"GoChi" what faltava and begins with the cries of monkeys. let's dance with those bastards CAGON intruders in God.

Gochi idol bicha and head to the hole made in the window to enter the supermarket.
Then come the four winged boys hole facing everywhere.
Gochi and draw their Cutex idol turns to two feet in front of their idol bug and put one on each side of GoChi.
The three are cool to the fullest.

-Gochi-Who are you? and that ye bastards, and it is better that you have a good response.
-Vicha "This supermarket is our first we've come so I think you are going to have to go with your shit elsewhere.
"Idol" and Everything in here is ours.

Neil on Alex's head.

-Neil-Best to ignore them and go further on this it seems dangerous to handle fat and by the hair not to look at me and drooling and not tell you anything about the secucho that of the black teeth having a beer in one hand and the another has a punch and take Cutex, the smell of rotten teeth get pole here and it looks like a yoncarro.
-Alex "Your quiet I talk to them.
-Marta-bakalao Does it smell like?.
"Jose" True, but you better streets.
"Idol" You bitch, do this by saying that I can smell bakalao?.
-Vicha "I think that bitch is cool and also you sure you think you're queer and you have small cock.
"Jose" She did not mean that we are all a little confused.
"GoChi" because we do not fuck!, A street whore Now Pussy! Now, or we have to start cutting old-school style.
-Alex "We do not want to usurp your area just want a little shelter till the storm passes.
"Neil" Do not bother.
-Gochi "It seems we have a problem, and have usurped our land!. We do not want any son of a bitch here, so your bitches and you take a bus here and I largai you look for another supermarket if any.
-Alex "I have asked him for good.

Alex reaches into his pocket where he had the knife, preparing to remove.

-Gochi "You see my friend as the cock comes to her chin so imagine what he wants.
"Idol" as monumental as I know is when you begin to suck and will not want to stop.
Gochi-¡¡¡¡¡ "You shut up!! estoi not see that talking to our two new friends and your bitches or whores ami I do not,
-Alex-Do not even think to call our girls bitches if you do it again I'll cut you!.
Gochi-Tu-rajaras me when I'm lame and have two cores instead of piernas.No make me repeat again, off and you're complaining and have called sluts whores varatas all I need.

All quiet.

-Gochi "You see my friend, because this will not hold and is not just for the food they have here or by your beauty, not !!!!. It's for your girlfriend wants to fuck. How to tell if Idol?
"Idol" ¡¡¡¡¡ !!!!! If you can bet the balls and not lose them Jau jau jau
-Gochi "He has no fear or for you or that shit knife in your pocket, no, because he knows that we will help you break everything that gets in between her and my friend pervert rapist and we've done this before.

The next Vicha Gochi was saying all the while his head yes.

"Idol, Fox finally know what a man, I bitch I do enjoy ja.

When the tension between them appears untenable.